Taken from Esquire UK’s list of “things there should be a word for but isn’t”. Ranking #3 is ‘calfamity’.

Regular sufferers should contact a respectable men’s outfitters and demand to see their selection of over-the-calf socks – a surefire solution to a calfamity.

Such a sartorial blunder should not be so ubiquitous as to be a recognised phenomenonemonenom, particularly as it is so easy to fix.

Gentlemen! What’s wrong with you? Wear proper socks!